Choisi

The Land of Puzzles and Prophecy. This planet has a lot of greenery and cliffs. It's covered in both ancient-looking ruins and technicolor, oddly-placed screens--both of which are prime ground for puzzles and prophecies alike. The puzzles range from riddles to charades to actual puzzles and the prophecies range from what you'll wear tomorrow to the ultimate fate of your best friend, and are predictably often guarded by puzzles. Sometimes stupidly easy puzzles unlock weighty prophecies and sometimes ridiculously difficult ones unlock predictions of what color your mom's underwear will be tomorrow. Sometimes no unlocking is required, or sometimes nothing is unlocked. Sometimes the puzzles are broken or impossible to solve and sometimes the prophecies are bunk. It's kind of random, and usually unreliable.

The consorts of LOPAP are cute, sleepy little giraffes. When they get riled, they sprout razor-sharp teeth that are so huge, the poor things can't even spread their jaws enough to actually use them, rendering them harmless. (This adaptation was probably cause by a prophecy of Phoebe's, which generally always come true, no matter how absurd.) As such, they've adapted so that most of them are quite passive, except for occasionally unintentionally causing trouble by nomming on important parts of puzzles. Bad giraffes. BAD.

LOPAP's denizen is Phoebe, named after the goddess of intellect and prophecy. Phoebe is responsible for the ridiculously abundant puzzles and prophecies across the land, making them the locks and keys to basic survival on the planet. Wanna get up to that tree to munch on some tasty leaves? Gotta solve a puzzle. Head over to the watering hole? Oops, gotta solve a puzzle. Wanna go chill at your sweet little cave bacheloraffe pad? Gotta solve another stupid puzzle. It is incredibly inconvenient for creatures as simple-minded as they and often keeps the consorts from the simple giraffely comforts. :( (It's suspected that Phoebe did this solely to spite the less intelligent lifeforms.)